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• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

melata:

i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option

(Source: tupacabra, via iwillmindfuckyou)

• me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
• me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
• me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
• me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????

Politeness became so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

(Source: nicosuave, via 11-10-09)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(via 64memories)